There are some offences that really aren’t deserving of a red card – your manager planting the ball into the back of the net from his technical area is certainly one of them.
Especially when he does it in his best suit and shoes you’d wear to a wedding.
Grampus Eight manager Dragan Stojkovic’s effort was nothing short of genius and should be applauded as there are very few instances when the J-League comes even remotely close to grabbing our attention – Gary Lineker’s move to Nagoya in 1992 was one, of course.
Oh, and Arsene Wenger leaving the same club four years later to pitch up at Highbury.